10 Sarcastic Ways of Saying Yes

#1. I don't have a choice, do I?

#2. Let me check my schedule first. Oh, I'm available.

#3. If Earth has three moons, then it is a  NO.

#4. I thought you would never ask!

#5. I was hoping you'd ask.

#6. Well, knock me over with a feather!

#7. Oh, pinch me; I must be dreaming!

#8. What do you want me to say? Obviously yes.

#9. The deal is on.

#10. I can't argue with that.